And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!
Rest of group: IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER...
No matter WHAT happens in Texas tonight we can all be PROUD of our team this year. They played FAR beyond our expectations, and probably their own. They have proven they are a team to contend with and have built a foundation to improve on next year. So what if the season ends tonight, it just doesn't matter.